Oct. 15th, 2017 02:26 am
lolotehe: kitties (Kitties!)

And that is the story of my life.


Sep. 24th, 2017 08:47 pm
lolotehe: kitties (Kitties!)

That little son-of-a-bitch could have been at PetCo this weekend getting adopted.

All his siblings have homes! And Dmitri and Alexei were adopted together, which makes me feel great they were able to stay together.

I’d left the cat carrier in the room for the last few days, with the door open, so the kids could get used to it and it not be scary. They were even playing in it Friday night.

Saturday morning, when I went in there, they knew something was up and scattered. All the boys ran into the bin, but Alexei decided I was going to have to chase her around the room. Once I picked her up, she calmed down and started purring, so I don’t know what their deal was.

And the best part of the bin is, it makes it much easier for me to pluck kittens out of that than running around the room.

When I walked in the Petco, a girl there saw the carrier. “Is that a dog or a cat?” I let her know it was kittens and she clapped her hands over her mouth and let out a squeal. “Oh my god, they’re adorable.”

Turns out, a woman had seen Ivan’s picture on the FeralFriends site and decided he was the one. She just lost an old cat to feline leukemia and, in a fit of grief, had tossed all his stuff. But her dog’s been moping and the house just seems a little empty without a cat.

And she’s keeping the name Ivan. “He’s gonna be a big boy!” she said, and thinks Ivan is a great name for a big cat. And he’s going to be a big, soft, loving cat.

Everyone at Petco wanted to see them, at least. They are very cute. And everyone involved was happy they’re fixed already and had their shots. That was a bit of a surprise, but it saves folks money.

Now I just have to level up Pavel for the next adoption event.


Sep. 20th, 2017 08:00 pm
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Kittens Karamazov are now up for adoption!

Artisanal kittens, special-made in a local Oak Cliff garage by a single mother. These four little beauties are completely GMO and gluten-free. No artificial sweeteners. Supplies are limited. Get yours today.





And if anyone wants to post this on Facebook, that would be awesome.


Aug. 10th, 2017 11:28 pm
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Mother cat likes to meow. She will be quiet until she hears me come home and then she will MEOW and MERUGH and MAAAUGH until I go in there to ask her what her deal is. Then, she will hiss at me and hide in the window behind the curtain. After that, she'll eventually sit down and close her eyes and--I guess--go to sleep.

She also makes direct eye contact. All the time. This is not a feral cat.

Well, OK, fine. But now we have a real problem. If she was feral, it would just be a matter of get her fixed and set her free. But she's not. She's been OK with me touching and handling her kittens since the first time I met her, so I guess she wants them to be with humans, but she does not want to be touched. I will say we've made progress and I can now sit two feet away from her, as opposed to the original six.

The kittens are still very fearful. I made a point today that they would only get to eat the wet food if I was in the room with them and talking to them. I find it telling they approached the bowl in the same order they were trapped. Dmitri, the little sensualist, cannot help himself and will dive in face-first. Ivan, the rationalist, would not eat until I PICKED HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN FRONT OF THE BOWL. Even then, all three of his brothers had to be eating before he'd bother.

Pavel is still the calmest kitten.

Carol (the neighbor who lent me the traps) came by this evening with a Moving Mouse toy that the kittens are in no way ready for. It will scare the bejesus out of them. I did play a little lazer-pointer with Dmitri earlier, but he was only willing to come so close.

Carol likes Alexi best. Pavel is my favorite, but Dmitri is a close second. Ivan is adorable when he's hiding behind something and looking at me. I think Alexi looks like a sugar-glider.

Mother cat meows more loudly and frequently when she can hear me in the other room. If I have my headphones on, she's more quiet. I think she's lonely in that room, but I can't spend all day in there with her. Plus, she could stop hissing at me. I'm hoping she'll calm down once she gets fixed.


Aug. 6th, 2017 02:24 pm
lolotehe: kitties (Kitties!)

I might be able to rehabilitate her, but it will take a lot of time.


Jul. 8th, 2017 12:15 pm
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Jun. 20th, 2017 02:34 am
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This is the kind of stuff I listen to when performing unpleasant but necessary tasks, in case you've ever wondered.


Jun. 18th, 2017 08:52 am
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Jun. 16th, 2017 11:07 am
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Working a helpdesk involves two essential skills: trouble shooting and customer service. We need to solve problems, but also make our callers feel good about reaching out to us. If you fix the issue but the caller has a terrible experience during the call, guess which part they’ll remember (and complain about later)?

With that in mind, there are several things we really don’t want to say on the phone when someone calls us asking for help.

It causes me physical pain that I had to write this. )


Jun. 12th, 2017 02:11 pm
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Defense counsel was giving his summation in a case involving a client who had been charged with murdering his wife, even though her body had never been found. He tried to the best of his ability to sow the minds of the jurors with the seeds of reasonable doubt, dramatically proclaiming that nobody could demonstrate that the alleged victim was even dead. Every eye in the courtroom gazed in the direction indicated by his outstretched arm as he pointed to the doors at the back of the courtroom and thundered, “Why, she might walk through those doors any second now!”

It was a masterful technique. When the jurors realized that they themselves had been expecting the supposedly dead woman to burst through the courtroom doors just then, how could they possibly maintain they were sure beyond a reasonable doubt that the defendant had killed her?

The prosecutor was undaunted. Slowly rising from his seat behind the table, he too gestured towards the courtroom doors. But his voice was calm as he looked the jurors in the eye and began to speak: “Every head in this courtroom turned toward that door just now — every head except one, that of the defendant. He didn’t bother to look because he knows she’s not going to walk through that door. He killed her.”



Jun. 2nd, 2017 11:32 am
lolotehe: Events (Events)
I've been lax in posting cross-stitch, so there's lots of pictures here:

Putting under a cut, 'cause pictures are big. )


Apr. 10th, 2017 02:39 am
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So! Friday night, very shortly after having a conversation with my co-worker about bomb-shelters, the sirens went off in Dallas


Wait a minute...

I fuckin' knew it.


Apr. 8th, 2017 12:42 am
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Chatting with my Ukrainian-born co-worker at shift change. “At least we aren’t bombing anyone tonight,” is a joke now. “See you in twelve hours, if there are twelve hours left,” is another.

He told me the first American movie he saw after the wall fell was The Day After. That didn’t make sense at first, but later it did. We would have beaten them, it says.

Then we talked about bomb drills and basements and how the air was never right down there and I mentioned how the operations staff in the British nuclear war film Threads all suffocated in their shelter. I’m not sure why, but this made us laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes. “But it’s very sad,” he said.

They always had drills and films about how to protect yourself in a shelter. I said we had the same, but in Texas, we had tornado drills and he told me how he’d never seen anything like a tornado before he came here. “We don’t have that. Nothing like that.”

Which actually got us talking about the Russian Wizard of OZ books, there are 12 OZ books, but only 10 or so of the Russian version. “He just translated them and changed the names,” he tells me.

I told him about the Waffle House index and he asked if they had fried chicken. No, they do not. And they are not in every state. Just the ones with tornadoes and hurricanes.

“What do they have in the other states?” he asked.

“Blizzards and liquor stores.”

“Ah,” he said. “Just like in Ukraine.”

Then, at 11 PM tonight, the sirens went off. Reports came in they were going off all over Dallas. Nice clear night.

Called into work to let the coworker know what was up.

"You will need a pillow over your head," he said.

"OK," I said. "See you in nine hours."

"EIGHT AND HALF HOURS," he said. "Go sleep."

Meanwhile, neighbors on are making jokes about WOLVERINES and triffids.


Apr. 5th, 2017 01:35 am
lolotehe: Events (Events)
More news on the crazy-ass church situation.

When the council-member gave us their cell phone number and promised to come over and listen, the pastor said, “So if you come over and don’t hear anything this is all over, right?”

Oh, buddy, no it is NOT. Here's what I told her.

Simple advice )


Mar. 26th, 2017 08:40 pm
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I was talking with some folks a while back about how I have to get the bathroom in my house redone. There’s no actual tile in the bath, just some kind of plastic molded shit, and it’s starting to bow out in the tub. I’m only slightly terrified of what kind of rotten mess is behind that.

But, as a joke, what I want to do when I DO get the wall redone is seal in a fake baby skeleton in a christening gown.

I’ve done some pricing on this and a half-way decent looking fake baby skeleton costs roughly $600, but only $300 if it has two heads. This led to a debate on if I should put one tiny gold cross necklace on it or two and that led to a debate on where the soul resides and how many souls a two-headed baby would have.

After a while, I also decided that when I finally get the kitchen redone (similar tile situation there, but sans bowing), I should entomb a really nice bottle of wine with a note, “I’m sorry about the baby.”

What makes this really funny is, if you watch those house remodeling shows, they always do the kitchen first.

Now, add to all this, I recently inherited an old trunk. I had long ago joked about putting a trunk in the corner of my attic containing a skeleton in a wedding dress. Hell, there’s Christmas carols about shit like that.

I’d also like to point out I’m the second owner of my house. My house was built in 1930 and the previous owner was a very tall woman who I suspect died in the house.

Another thing about my house is the chimney was capped god knows when and the fireplace converted to gas. Someday, I’d like to turn it back into a proper wood-burning fireplace.

And then, the other day, while looking for something else, I stumbled on this Wikipedia article about dried cat. Not what I expected to find, but kinda interesting on its own.

So. That’s the setup. Yesterday at work, starting thinking about a story. Might make a fun little 30-minute film.

Go on. )


Mar. 12th, 2017 04:02 am
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I made a couple of minor changes when it came to the back-stitch. Namely, those weird yellow things are outlined in a dark brown instead of darkest brown and the white shells are outlined in that same brown instead of darkest blue.

I’m still iffy about this pattern. Granted, I got it for free with some fabric, but the colors are very 80s. That one pink starfish is a little distracting and the sand-dollars are odd. It’s not a bad pattern, but it could use quite a few tweaks.

This was a good experiment in a wreath pattern. Everything I’ve done up to this point has a center I can work from. Due to the fabric used, drawing a grid didn’t work that well, except for starting it.

All that said, there was one shell I really liked.


I dunno why I like it as much as I do. I changed the colors here to use a more brown yellow than the bright yellow the pattern asked for. I guess I just like the texture.



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