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Feb. 3rd, 2026 12:53 pmME: If you could have wings, what kind would you want?
JONATHON: Oh, bat wings would be... As long as I get to keep my arms separate. I don't like the idea of having to preen all those feathers. Maybe like a duck? They have those oils so I could use them as an umbrella.
ME: That's interesting because I'd be happy with lemon-pepper.
JONATHON: Oh, bat wings would be... As long as I get to keep my arms separate. I don't like the idea of having to preen all those feathers. Maybe like a duck? They have those oils so I could use them as an umbrella.
ME: That's interesting because I'd be happy with lemon-pepper.