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Quote: answering an earlier question
ME: (puts 4-pack of ginger beer on the counter) I also need a bottle of lighter fluid.
(CLERK tries to hand me a canister of butane gas)
ME: No, not butane. (pointing) Lighter fluid.
CLERK: (muttering) Small stores…
(CLERK digs around on the shelf and finally sees where I’m pointing. Grabs the fluid and turns around. Sees what I have on the counter.)
CLERK: Do you like this brand?
ME: I’m trying it.
CLERK: I drink a ginger beer every day. Raintree. It’s the best.
ME: Ginger is good for you.
CLERK: Is this your favorite brand?
ME: I don’t know yet. I’m getting it to try it.
CLERK: Have you tried Raintree?
ME: Yeah, it’s pretty good. I saw you don’t carry it.
CLERK: I drink one every day. (points at the lighter fluid) You smoke cigars? I have cigars.
ME: No, I’m good.
CLERK: I have very good cigars.
ME: Maybe next time.
CLERK: (Finally rings me up) Do you like this brand?
ME: I prefer Zippo, but the Ronsonol is fine.
CLERK: You drink it?
ME: What?
CLERK: The lighter fluid.
ME: No. Oh, you were asking about the ginger beer. I don’t know yet. I’m trying it.
CLERK: You let me know if it’s good. I like Raintree.
ME: You drink one every day, but you don’t carry it.
(CLERK stares at me as if I just told him his first pet’s name.)
ME: I’ll let you know. (exeunt)
(CLERK tries to hand me a canister of butane gas)
ME: No, not butane. (pointing) Lighter fluid.
CLERK: (muttering) Small stores…
(CLERK digs around on the shelf and finally sees where I’m pointing. Grabs the fluid and turns around. Sees what I have on the counter.)
CLERK: Do you like this brand?
ME: I’m trying it.
CLERK: I drink a ginger beer every day. Raintree. It’s the best.
ME: Ginger is good for you.
CLERK: Is this your favorite brand?
ME: I don’t know yet. I’m getting it to try it.
CLERK: Have you tried Raintree?
ME: Yeah, it’s pretty good. I saw you don’t carry it.
CLERK: I drink one every day. (points at the lighter fluid) You smoke cigars? I have cigars.
ME: No, I’m good.
CLERK: I have very good cigars.
ME: Maybe next time.
CLERK: (Finally rings me up) Do you like this brand?
ME: I prefer Zippo, but the Ronsonol is fine.
CLERK: You drink it?
ME: What?
CLERK: The lighter fluid.
ME: No. Oh, you were asking about the ginger beer. I don’t know yet. I’m trying it.
CLERK: You let me know if it’s good. I like Raintree.
ME: You drink one every day, but you don’t carry it.
(CLERK stares at me as if I just told him his first pet’s name.)
ME: I’ll let you know. (exeunt)
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Rendering a judgement
Re: Rendering a judgement
A buddy of mine says the clerk was hitting on me.
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